97luvs:

it’s the glasses for me. they make him look like a hot nerd. god damn.

thekanucklehead:

thunder-fuck:

hermes2000readytowear:

Cryptid sighting

Baby Yaga

anexperimentallife:

I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate, but–and I say this sincerely–I don’t think he gets nearly enough. If we work together, we can make sure he’s hated even more.

classical-memeician:

Me, going through my notifications in the morning, about to block another round of pornbots

Originally posted by dailyparabatri

sophrph:

working in retail

iwasrightaboutthesun:

millenianthemums:

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

Modern day Medusa

everydaylouie:

ALT

father & son picnic

verytinybun:

zackisontumblr:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

zackisontumblr:

pseudologla:

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

• skips every song on my ipod
• lets the music play without interruption
• plays the same song on repeat for days

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

Every timestamp on this post makes me want to put a brick through a window

it’s been 10 years…

tenorgender:

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

appel-dv-vide:

taur:

Thank you everyone for being so nice

me at the orgy

teslacb:

i cant fuck it we ball for much longer

z0v:

ambient

Is anyone else getting smashed by porn bots this week? And not.. like.. in a good way?

austimpowerz:

not to vagueblog but something happened